The pie ranking that will start family debates

Forks up, it’s pie time

If you thought pineapple-on-pizza debates were heated, wait until you see my pie rankings. Sweet, savory, classic, modern, every slice has its fans and fierce defenders. I’ve tasted them all (tough job, I know), and my list is brutally honest. 

Whether you agree or think I’ve lost my mind, you’ll definitely have an opinion by the end. 

The great pie divide

Pie is the ultimate crowd-pleaser, until you rank them. Then, it’s chaos. Grandma swears by apple. Your cousin campaigns for pecan. Someone inevitably says “pumpkin or nothing” like it’s a personality trait. 

I went in with an open mind (and stretchy pants), tasting every slice with equal respect. Some soared, some stumbled, and yes, feelings will get hurt. Let’s start from the bottom.

#10: Mincemeat pie

Listen, I respect tradition. But mincemeat pie? It’s an acquired taste and I haven’t acquired it. Rich dried fruits, warm spices, sometimes actual meat, it’s holiday nostalgia for some, confusion for others. 

It’s like the fruitcake of the pie world: historic, polarizing, and often skipped by kids. I’ll eat a polite sliver at Christmas, but it’s not topping my cravings list anytime soon.

#9: Chess pie

Chess pie is simple (eggs, sugar, butter, a little cornmeal) but that’s also its weakness. When done right, it’s custardy comfort in a crust. But too often, it’s overly sweet and one-note. 

It’s the pie equivalent of that friend who’s nice but doesn’t have much to say. I’ll enjoy a slice with coffee, but I’m not daydreaming about it afterward.

#8: Coconut cream pie

Coconut cream pie is gorgeous with fluffy whipped cream, creamy coconut filling, toasty flakes on top. But you really have to love coconut to love this pie. I like it… in small doses. 

Too much, and it’s like chewing sunscreen. That said, a fresh, well-made one can be tropical bliss in a crust. It just doesn’t hit “top tier” for me.

#7: Banana cream pie

Banana cream pie is comfort food in a forkful: smooth pudding, ripe bananas, airy whipped topping. But it’s also a ticking clock. 

The bananas brown, the crust sogs, and the magic fades fast. Eat it fresh and it’s dreamy. Eat it the next day, and not so much. I love it, but I love pies that stick around longer more.

#6: Lemon Meringue pie

Lemon meringue is like a pie and a sunshine ray had a baby. Tart lemon filling, fluffy meringue, golden peaks, it’s a showstopper. But that meringue? Fickle. 

One humid afternoon and it weeps like a soap opera star. When perfect, it’s heavenly. When not, it’s a puddle. I’ll always have a soft spot for it, even if it’s high-maintenance.

#5: Sweet potato pie

Sweet potato pie deserves more love. It’s earthy, subtly sweet, and spiced like autumn. It’s pumpkin pie’s laid-back cousin that’s less flashy, more soulful. 

I love the dense, creamy texture and how it plays with a buttery crust. Add a dollop of whipped cream and it’s holiday comfort in every bite. A solid contender, especially in Southern kitchens where it’s legendary.

#4: Pumpkin pie

Pumpkin pie is a holiday icon, you can’t have Thanksgiving without it. Spiced, silky, and dependable, it’s the sweater-weather of desserts. 

But here’s the truth: I enjoy it most as part of a dessert lineup, not the lone star. It’s great… until you’ve had three slices in a week. Still, it earns its high ranking for tradition alone. Pass the whipped cream.

#3: Key lime pie

Key lime pie is tart, refreshing, and impossible to eat without smiling. The zesty filling, crumbly graham crust, and whipped topping are pure Florida sunshine. 

Bonus points for the fact it’s just as good chilled as fresh. It’s one of the few pies that feels like summer in every bite. If you’re a citrus lover, this might just be your personal #1.

#2: Pecan pie

Pecan pie is a sticky, nutty masterpiece. Rich caramel-like filling, crunchy pecans, flaky crust—it’s indulgence, plain and simple. 

Yes, it’s sweet enough to make your dentist nervous, but that’s part of the charm. A slice with black coffee is dessert heaven. It nearly took the top spot… but there’s one pie I reach for every single time.

#1: Apple pie

Classic. Comforting. Unbeatable. Apple pie is everything a pie should be: sweet-tart fruit, warm spices, buttery crust. It’s good warm, cold, à la mode, or straight from the fridge at midnight. 

It’s the dessert equivalent of a hug. Every bite feels like home, and no family gathering is complete without it. Call me basic—but this is pie perfection.

The family fight factor

Here’s the thing, ranking pies is dangerous. Your dad will demand pecan be #1. Your aunt will insist sweet potato beats pumpkin. And someone will write you off entirely for putting mincemeat at the bottom. 

But that’s the fun of it. Food is personal, and nothing’s more personal than the pie you fight for. Just remember: I’m right.

The nostalgia slice

Part of why people defend their favorite pie so fiercely is nostalgia. Maybe it’s the one your grandma baked every Sunday, or the first pie you learned to make yourself. 

Taste is tied to memory, and that makes it emotional. My love for apple pie isn’t just about flavor, it’s about every holiday table it’s been part of. Your #1 might have its own story.

The texture wars

Pie debates aren’t just about flavor, they’re about texture. Custard vs. fruit filling. Crunchy nuts vs. creamy pudding. Flaky crust vs. crumb crust. 

People get heated over meringue heights and whether whipped cream belongs. It’s almost comical… until you realize you’re arguing about pie like it’s politics. (And honestly? Pie politics might be more fun.)

My best advice

If this list made you mad, good. Now go bake your favorite pie and prove me wrong. The best way to win a pie argument is with an actual pie. Bonus points if you bring ice cream. 

And if you’re the host? Serve more than one with the help of these 15 chef-level plating tricks to impress. Pie debates get friendlier when everyone has their slice of choice in hand.

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